News Of Da Day : From some UK newspaper ....

Man battered by fish

COPS seized a pointy nosed fish after a man claimed he had been attacked by his live-in girlfriend. The man, 25, suffered cuts on his right leg, arms and shoulder plus a bite wound and said he had been attacked with a knife. But police could find only a mounted fish that looked "something like a swordfish" following the bust-up. The woman, also aged 25, denied using a knife on her lover and told officers she grabbed the fish after he had thrown her to the floor. "She could not get away, so she grabbed a decorative fish off the mantle of the fireplace and hit him several times until he let her go," said the police report in Michigan, US. Firstly... these white people are really weird... using a swordfish to attack another person... kinda creative actually .. wouldn't have thought about that..maybe i should give it a try someday.. but since we don't have swordfish to play with here.. maybe we can try using "chicken beak" to attack people... ... anyways... that's food for thought... Today today today... went to watch "Van Helsingh" (this is dedicated to our macha who wanted the name so much)... the movie is some crap show.. got no storyline.. one minute the feller bunuh orang .. the next minute he kill monster... then finally kill the stupid vamp... if it wasn't the slayings...the stoopid werewolf seems to always end up falling into some ditch or river... weird..weird... i think the Maxis advertistment before the movie had more sense.... really reminded us of Mr. Bruce Lee Soon Liang's life... .. Speaking of Mr. Bruce Lee Soon Liang.. he brought 2 of his woman footie players to the movie... and the 2 brought another 2... undoubtedly he was the center of attraction ... as always with his charm.. even one of the new woman (are u sure the feller is from our class Calvin, Jan Hoong?..like tak pernah nampak before...strange)... we got to know today was staring at him all the time... this feller really like woman magnet.... anyways... this is the picture of the day : (By demand from fans worldwide)... feel free to comment on this feller in the tagbox ...hehehe The one and only Dr. Bruce Lee Soon Liang @ Lee Leng Chai Aiiight folks... thts all for the day... till the next blogster... Peace to mankind and animals... Au Revoir !